Women’s Faces and Their Meanings

Guys, there is your chance to solve unsolvable enigma called women. I am already using this “user manual” for my wife. ;)

1. Contempt:
lifted brows, upper lip lifted. How to cause this: it’s enough just to wipe the sweat off your head with a tip of your tie.

Womens Faces and Their Meanings

2. Controlled anger:
tightly shut lips, flared nostrils, eyes squinting slightly. How to cause this: find a photo album with your ex-wife photos and put it in a prominent place.

Womens Faces and Their Meanings

3. Fear:
eyes open wide, eyebrows slightly raised comers of the mouth are pointing downward. How to cause this: pick up the phone and say: “Hey Wolfgang! I heard you and your brothers have no place to live? Well, come live with us!”

Womens Faces and Their Meanings

4. Sarcastic Smile:
mouth half-open, eyes slightly squinting. How to cause this: going out with your buddies, promise to be home at 9 pm.

Womens Faces and Their Meanings

5. Obligatory Smile:
mouth corners are pointing in different directions, in a lopsided smile. How to cause this: invite your boss to visit your house.

Womens Faces and Their Meanings

6. Derision:
lips shut, eyes squinting. How to cause this: refuse to pay extra $100 for a hotel room with a better view.

Womens Faces and Their Meanings

7. Asking nicely:
lifted eyebrows, trembling chin. How to cause this: promise something, then change your mind.

Womens Faces and Their Meanings

8. Pleading:
wrinkled forehead, lips slightly open, eyes wet. How to cause this: Again promise her something, (see previous), and then change your mind again.

Womens Faces and Their Meanings

9. Baffled Anger:
one eye squinted, jaw put forward. How to cause this: when you team wins, go to bed dressed in it’s colors.

Womens Faces and Their Meanings

10. Confusion:
eyes open wide, mouth slightly open. How to cause this: get a tattoo with a different girl’s name.

Womens Faces and Their Meanings

11. Deep Hatred:
all face muscles are frozen as in a mask. How to cause this: Say that her new dress is good, but your secretary’s dress is better.

Womens Faces and Their Meanings

12. Humble Submission:
mouth is closed, one eyebrow slightly raised. How to cause this: as yet unknown.

Womens Faces and Their Meanings


1 comments:

Julia said...

These are caucasian and half caucasian faces.
Asian faces are very different.
Now keep in mind women are biologically prepared to read men since birth to better protect ourselves.

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